Best Answer for Income Tax return form to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?

Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:-
My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?', 

I replied :---
"65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament".
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out!!.